risarampant:

So I was playing the sims and it was all cool right? Then I see something moving across the floor.

IS THAT A FUCKING PLATE!?

THINKING ABOUT THE DISHWASHER!?

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 04:04am

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

Monday Jul 21 @ 11:56pm

michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

Monday Jul 21 @ 11:54pm

pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

Monday Jul 21 @ 09:17pm
Actual email from a band

k so we want album work done,just a cover fpr a cd and of course a logo on it we are releasing an E.P that is we are pying about $2000 for and we want it to be superb.. we want it to be really super cool and epic. detailed and precise our budget.. we will discuss it. we want an angelic demon…

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:40pm
kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:23pm

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:22pm

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:22pm
awwww-cute:

Obedience

awwww-cute:

Obedience

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:18pm

officialunitedstates:

as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing

Monday Jul 21 @ 08:16pm
Monday Jul 21 @ 06:43pm
egberts:

it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon

egberts:

it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon

Monday Jul 21 @ 06:21pm

tokomon:

"Douse yourself in water and repent!" 1995 // 2014

Monday Jul 21 @ 06:20pm

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

Monday Jul 21 @ 04:21pm

Monday Jul 21 @ 04:19pm
next


powered by tumblr | themed by fusels
Pink Bow Tie