So I was playing the sims and it was all cool right? Then I see something moving across the floor.
IS THAT A FUCKING PLATE!?
THINKING ABOUT THE DISHWASHER!?
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it
glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them
k so we want album work done,just a cover fpr a cd and of course a logo on it we are releasing an E.P that is we are pying about $2000 for and we want it to be superb.. we want it to be really super cool and epic. detailed and precise our budget.. we will discuss it. we want an angelic demon…
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing
it’s impossible to talk trash on pokemon
"Douse yourself in water and repent!" 1995 // 2014
wake up america